But I can't give it. No, you're not. You, conceal it. [3] Homer uses the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant medical insurance plan to buy Dimoxinil, a miracle hair growth formula. Get to the point. Mr. Simpson was unaware. However, Karl convinces Smithers that the entire scheme was his idea, and he is fired instead of Homer. How old do you think I am? A round of layoffs. I'm so sorry. I have hair! I deserve it! Bye, Mr. Simpson. Looks like Homer Simpson, only more dynamic and resourceful. You're now an executive. Hitler? He's not here. He has also played Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof. A thousand bucks? This is Homer? I have hair. I didn't overstep my bounds? Mr. Simpson, it's Karl. Karl: YOU don't belong here. Your job has always put food on our table. What about loving me? With your job and-- Happy anniversary. I like the cut of your jib. You're not going to hang yourself? Mother taught me never to kiss a fool. Chalkboard Gag: TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING. Harvey Fierstein as Karl Hair. While watching TV with the family, Homer sees a commercial for a hair restorer called Dimoxinil, branded as a "miracle breakthrough" by the announcer on TV. Homer: How do you know? You made a mockery of our meeting. He holds a master's degree in nuclear physics and is fond of bowling and drinking at Moe's Tavern. No. You little--! Don't worry, this year you have an excuse. Jump to: Spoilers (1) This is the episode where Homer grows a full head of hair. Are you still awake? I'd like to charge that Dimoxinil stuff to my health insurance. Patty, stop drooling. Karl: Now go get 'em, tiger! I was big man on campus until my senior year... when I became as bald as a plucked chicken. Lose weight? Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! You did this? Homer uses the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant medical insurance plan to buy 'Dimoxinil', a miracle hair growth formula. Towel, Simpson. Simpson and Delilah "is the second episode of the second season of the American animated television series The Simpsons, which for the first time in the United Stateswas broadcast on 18 October 1990. He doesn't have hair. You've been squirreling it away. If you can improve it further, please do so. Karl appears quickly, and leaves abruptly, just like the hair. Hello. Homer: Huh? Sure thing, Mr. Burns. You got a tan. Rainy day? S eeing Homer so desperate to grow hair he uses he’s health insurance, he tries it and it magically works. Homer Simpson, you've been promoted. Bring him to me. She also tells Homer that his job has always provided their needs and that the kids will get over not being spoiled. Thank you, goodbye. And I was going to buy that ivory backscratcher. Homer hires Karl, and finds in him a man who sees that Homer is not executive material, but is willing to help him. The newsletter. I storm right out. Dimoxinil, that ad changed everything for Homer. Black, green. Hey, today I'm gonna do it. $1000. Lenny, Carl and Homer have apparently been friends for most of their lives. The colors of the ltalian flag are red, white and what? Every day since February 10, 2011, a dorkus malorkus from Toronto creates and posts something Simpsons related to this blog. Blast his hide to Hades! Do any of these suits do that? Samson et Dalila ist die einzige der 13 Opern von Saint-Saëns, die sich auf der Bühne durchsetzen konnte. A short speech, "Work. Why don't you call the pharmacy? Simpson and Delilah Karl: You don't belong here. You only get this tiny cup of sauce, and I always run out. Homer: Huh? But you do. Now, walk behind me. Make an example of this hooligan. Chalkboard Gag Simpson and Delilah is one of the LGBT-themed episodes of The Simpsons. Die Geschichte von Samson und Delila wird im Alten Testament der Bibel erzählt. FY Springfield (FYS) is a cromulent Simpsons fan blog. Any suggestions? Who is that old geezer? It's in the union contract. Smithers pops in and summons Homer to a meeting tomorrow afternoon, then leaves.] No. Posted on July 1, 2015 September 2, 2015 by qwertyhali. Rich Moore. Plenty for everybody! Just walk me to my car. I'm a big fool. 23 likes. Fierstein has numerous acting credits on Broadway, in film, and on television. At work, an instantly overwhelmed Homer receives a huge break in the form of Karl, a personal assistant voiced by Harvey Fierstein. What are you talking about? Karl: You did. You did it all! Karl IS the physical incarnation of Homer with hair. I don't know. Tar is not a plaything. Breakthrough? Out of tartar sauce. Hey, what's happening, hepcats? Look who's talking. Don't crowd. If it no longer meets these criteria, you can reassess it. 47) auf ein Libretto von Ferdinand Lemaire. Allow me to present the Dimoxinil action set. However, beyond his life with Homer almost nothing is known, except that he lives alone. I can save this company millions a year. What? I am nature's greatest miracle." Why get nothing while a guy who loses a finger hits the jackpot? Happy anniversary, Homer. Smithers takes matters into his own hands. Marge: [quizzically] Hitler, North Dakota? I deserve it. I'm gonna miss you. Now I've got you! Homer grows hair, and is given a promotion at work which allows him to hire a secretary named Karl. You people don't think! Good morning, Springfield! At work, Mr. Burns surveys the security monitors to find a new person to promote to an executive promotion. Look at me. Patty and Selma: Bismarck! Knowing what Homer has gone through, Burns is willing to give Homer his old job back. Who told you? Smithers grows jealous over Mr. Burns' joy regarding Homer's work at the plant, and when Mr. Burns asks Homer to towel off his hands (bypassing Smithers) and follow him down the hall, it is the last straw. He charged Dimoxinil. Now that he's an executive, Homer looks for a good secretary, but all of the applicants—attractive women who openly flirt with Homer—fail until a man named Karl applies. You pay into the insurance fund. I've never been more awake in my life. No, no. Trust me, Homer. He sees Homer with hair and chooses him for the job. He is Homer Simpson, sir. So he has one less ivory back scratcher. D'oh! Do I detect a note of jealousy? However, Homer's hair and success prove to be short-lived when it is revealed that he fraudulently charged the Dimoxinil to the company health plan. Karl, you saved me. Are you gonna use your sauce? Well for a bit. anzusetzen. Karl is the mysterious guardian angel of Homer. By the end of the speech, the entire audience has walked out, and Homer is summoned to Mr. Burns' office. This sucks. Work. I am nature's greatest miracle! I should fire you on the spot! It's the president. Clean out your desk by noon. lenny and carl's second appearance together, but the first time that they sound like themselves. Marge: [on phone] He sounds good. That wasn't just a voice inside my head. A thousand bucks. Dinner with three beautiful women. Yet this company does this every day. Stop wasting our time. I have hair! Your obedient servant, Karl. The long-term benefits more than... offsetting the one-time cost, for a net savings of $5-- Lots of money. 32 of 32 found this interesting Interesting? Sit there and keep your mouth shut. 102? Simpson and Delilah is the second episode of The Simpsons second season. You got rid of the sideburns. How do you know? Lenny suggests Homer pay for Dimoxinil through the company's health plan: "Just fill out a few medical insurance forms creatively." Good morning, everybody. A page for describing Trivia: Simpsons S2 E2 "Simpson and Delilah". Episode Number Karl energizes Homer with a pep-talk, explaining that all the things he did (the tartar sauce, the washroom key, drying Burns' hands) were the result of him, not the hair. Homer tries a new hair growth formula — Dimoxinil — and wakes up with a full head of hair, which wins him a promotion at work. However, Homer's hair and success prove to be short-lived when it is revealed that he fraudulently charged the Dimoxinil to the company health plan. Jiko Kanri, the art of self-management. [A bell rings, signifying that she gave the correct answer.] On The Simpsons, Fierstein voiced Karl, Homer's assistant in the episode "Simpson and Delilah." Our anniversary, are you sure? Simpson and Delilah has been listed as one of the Media and drama good articles under the good article criteria. Burns I take full responsibility. It should cry out: "Here I am. Accidents decreased by the number Simpson is known to have caused. Good luck, sir. How? Some women find bald men quite virile. No. Karl: Oh no, you're not. We'll be right back with more Grade School Challenge. Show Runner How much? Well, sir, for one thing... we had a problem with fish sticks at lunch. Hello, Mr. Simpson. I am God's greatest miracle!" I was right! Die Handlung basiert auf dem biblischen Buch der Richter und ist zwischen 1100 und 1000 v. Chr. Got that speech in five minutes. Saving it for a rainy day, right? An unspoiled lump of clay to mold in my own image. Trotz der erfolgreichen Uraufführung in deutscher Sprache unter de… Dimoxinil! Did you bring an umbrella today? Review - The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 2 “Simpson and Delilah” #the simpsons #season 2 episode 2 #simpson and delilah #review #change your hair #change your life. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 18, 1990. Shut up! Forget you, pal. What? Can do, sir. I won't kill you. Mr. Burns approves Homer's proposal, and accidents do decrease while productivity increases. There's never gonna be one. Bloated inventory, outmoded production methods. I'm Karl. Dimoxinil. Stand naturally, Mr. Simpson. None of these cretins deserves a promotion. Written By But Marge being Marge, she lets him know that the hair doesn't matter. He's much happier at work. Proceed, Smithers. It's my sad duty to report... an executive has bilked you out of $1000. This bald man has no ideas. He visits a doctor who sells Dimoxinil, but learns that it costs $1,000, and Homer is unable to afford that. Couch Gag Simpson and Delilah [The entire Simpson family is watching a game show on TV.] Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Louder. October 18, 1990 -- ``Simpson and Delilah'' Karl tells Homer he succeeded because of himself, and not his hair. Homer discovers a drug, dimoxinil (a parody of minoxidil), with which he could come off of his baldness . Actor-Inspired Element: Matt Groening had originally intended to design Karl to look like … Hitler! Thanks for nothing." Morning, Springfield. I want you to say to yourself, "I deserve this. Very little is known of his prior life, yet establishes himself very early as a confident mentor who seemingly dedicates himself to the growth of Homer’s abilities and confidence. The capital of North Dakota is named after what German ruler? It's gotta be a fake. That's why I'm giving you your old job back. Flashbacks show them as friends during childhood and high school, and they all began working at the nuclear power plant aroun… Look, look! Here. A man who got things done. Morning, Mr. and Mrs. Winfield. I don't know who put you up to this... but no insurance plan covers something as frivolous as Dimoxinil! Our first issue is low productivity... ...and high accident rate. I was watching the DuMont last night and I caught a documentary on Rommel. Give me the usual. How's my big, important executive? Not one of these cheap-o sucker deals. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money. Main character(s) "Phonetically." You look different, Homer. Homie, my sisters are here. "Simpson and Delilah" is the second episode of the second season of The Simpsons. You haven't been here in 20 years. I love you, Homer! Fill out some insurance forms. Burns shows him a scrapbook of his youth when he had blond curly hair, which he was considered attractive until his senior year of college when he became "bald as a plucked chicken." Daddy's home, sugar. Oh, Homer. Take three minutes to say goodbye... and report to room 503 for reassignment to a better life. ), Royal Majesty for the Obese or Gangly Gentleman, https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Simpson_and_Delilah?oldid=147923. The hair taught him about confidence, but could not make him a confident man on his own. Give Simpson... the key. Let's go shopping. Come here. Carl is an African-American Buddhist who apparently grew up in Iceland (he once nostalgically referred to his "Icelandic boyhood"). Karl truly is one of the most special people … Green. Meet me in the alley in 15 minutes. Your "resume" seems in order. dollcrimes. Stunning. Thanks, Karl. So what? I'm still beating you, boy. You're broke. You're a fraud and a phony, and they'll find you out. Hire him! Homer SimpsonMr. You are one of Springfield's special creatures. Nothing. Production Code Burns voices his displeasure, but rather than fire Homer, he decides to show him something. North Dakota? Wait, Mr. Smithers. Don't sit on that filthy thing one second longer. Who told you? A happy worker is a busy worker. Telling us how to run things. Who could've imagined that reforms would pay off so quickly? Wonderful. I said Simpson. I'll show you. Go ahead, say it. Karl politely says his goodbyes to Homer, who now has to worry about the big speech without his secretary's help. Samson et Dalila ist eine zwischen 1868 und 1877 entstandene Oper in drei Akten von Camille Saint-Saëns (Op. Get a haircut, you hippie! Come here, you. What are you doing? There's been a breakthrough?! Mining uranium that could be purchased on foreign markets. "Simpson and Delilah" is the second episode of The Simpsons' second season and first aired on October 18, 1990. Jon Vitti Share this: Facebook | Twitter | Permalink Hide options. Okay. What? Can't you see? And the kids will get over it. It's a baldness cure. Checking through the plant's files, Smithers finds Homer's "creatively" filled out medical insurance form and sees that Homer charged Dimoxinil to the company health plan and wrote "to keep brain from freezing" as the reason for the charge. Every woman I interview makes kissy faces at me. Homer's exclamation at seeing Bart handling the formula scares Bart and causes him to spill the hair restorer. Oh, that big speech! Homer: I'm just a big fool. You don't belong here. But you've got your hair. Three weeks' vacation plus expenses. And now with some insights, one of the stars of our nuclear family... Homer Simpson. Bismarck. #the simpsons #simpson and delilah #homer simpson #lenny leonard #carl carlson #video #lenny and carl. Homer Simpson is innocent. An absence of mood swings and stability in my life. I threw myself upon it and bore its terrible brunt. Now I've got you, Simpson. Even with his bravado restored, and with Karl’s flashcards that have some actually well-thought out and valid proposals for the plant, no one will give Homer the time of day due to his newly recovered baldness. Homer, don't be a sap. The two improve Homer's workplace wardrobe, and Karl even arranges for roses and a singing telegram when Homer forgets his and Marge's wedding anniversary. Directed by Rich Moore. Oh, Homer. Output is just as high during his last holiday. The tartar sauce, the bathroom key, drying your boss's hands. Give me your plate. It's got everything and all things Simpsons! Hello? Why? Gotta run. Girl on game show: Bismarck! Wait. Homer: [startles] Karl, so that just a sweet voice I heard inside my head. Dad's taking this in a less than heroic fashion. You got it! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Who is that young go-getter? Enjoy your tartar sauce, boys. A six-month supply of the drug, gravity boots, scalp massager and a T-shirt. It was first shown on October 18, 1990. Well, well. You told me that the way you slump your shoulders, the.. the way you talk into your chest, the way you smother yourself in bargain basement green polyester. I can't afford that! Weren't you listening? Those are my ideas. I did this. And? Great. Karl. Dirty trick. Are you kidding? Simpson and Delilah is part of the The Simpsons (season 2) series, a good topic. I love you, Karl-- Marge. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Dimoxinil can help me grow as much or as little hair as I want to. Fierstein is openly gay in real life, and has become an unofficial celebrity spokesperson on gay civil rights issues. For your free brochure, send $5 to Dimoxinil. Simpson and Delilah: episode guide quotes production cels: Episode Summary : Homer discovers a miracle hair growth formula named Dimoxinil and rushes out to buy cheap replica watches it. I don't have $1000! When he gets home, he finds Bart using the Dimoxinil bottle, splashing the formula on his face in order to grow a beard. Dead man coming through. At the power plant's board meeting, Homer makes a suggestion to improve the low productivity and decrease the record high worker accident rate: Give people more tartar sauce when they have fishsticks every Tuesday. I haven't taught you anything! I too know the sting of male pattern baldness. Between your hair care and wardrobe, we're not saving for a rainy day. So I say, "Forget you, pal. Okay! Homer Simpson! What do you get? They've given you the key. It’s important to remember how incredibly cautious television was about any depiction of homosexuality at the time "Simpson and Delilah" aired. Mr. Burns wants me to make a speech. Simpson and Delilah “I have hair!” Homer Simpson "Simpson and Delilah" is the second episode of Season 2. Showing all 22 items. Karl : The tartar sauce, the bathroom key, drying your boss's hands! Mom and Dad have been kissing. Allow me. Even so, Homer is still upset, worried that Marge won't love him now that he has no hair, as well as his annoyance at losing his chance to escape that dead end job in Sector 7-G, and that the kids are going to hate him as now he cannot make good on his promises of getting them luxuries. Hire him. Whoever you are. Blue. Let it all hang out. Say it! The big words are spelled phonetically. 15 Homer loves himself with hair, and thus 'the hair' (Karl) kisses him and leaves. Meeting in the board room tomorrow at 2. Our new junior executive! Well done, Simpson. I don't know what to say. Despite the fact that Homer gives a brilliant speech about the Japanese art of self-management that could save the plant a lot of money, it flops because none of the other executives are willing to take a bald man seriously. I love it. That's telling them. I know what it is, a new tie. Let the fools have their tartar sauce. Homer Simpson : No I can't, coz I'm just a big fool. Yes. Dear God, give a bald guy a break. Egyptian Dance couch gag Good morning, Moe's Tavern! I know what it is. Excellent. Follow. Simpson and Delilah (1990) Trivia. However, he would never be able to pay, except if he abuses hishealth insurance. Karl urges Homer to think higher of himself and give the speech, even kissing him on the lips to prove his point. I found Dimoxinil, the breakthrough in hair regrowth. "I deserve this! Yes No | Share this. Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years. Really? Charge Dimoxinil to the company. They call this a portion? 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